http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/ A site for those whose interests include but are not limited to public drunkeness, lewd behavior, debauchery, donkey humping, and the occasional glimpse into life in New York City. en-us 2005-04-27T21:49:01-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001251.html Here we go again. The last set of pix to post from the recent debacle in Amsterdam. Friday night in Amsterdam, we found ourselves heavily sauced and coffee'd up. Blurry blurry shit. If it wasn't for these pix, damn, I... evil 2005-04-27T21:49:01-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001250.html There's more pix to post; more degeneracy to share. Shall we? Ahem. Ahem. We were just browsing here. Read on to the next pix for an explanation. Ok, so how do I explain what's going on here? Let's see. We... evil 2005-04-26T19:07:36-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001249.html Yes, this is a temporary yet early detour from our recent retirement. In fact, it's hard to convince yourself to retire when you just spent the past 72 hours in Amsterdam with a dozen of your whitest black friends. Or... evil 2005-04-25T20:27:47-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001248.html It's more of a - my heart's not in it anymore and the love is gone. The KTB honeymoon is temporarily over. There's only so much coke, Tara Reid, Tabby and booze I could imbibe and write about. So till... evil 2005-04-16T09:44:55-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001247.html Not that it matters or you should care one little wee bit but, a very knowledgeable and personal source of ours insists that rapper Jay-Z and hottie diva Beyonce tied the knot this past weekend. They're married. So far, nothing... evil 2005-04-05T09:15:32-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001246.html Well we're back from FL - home of retirees, veggies and hot mamas. Twas a great time. Even with Pigger succumbing and saying them dreaded two words "I DO." God help us all. Check out Terri Schiavo's blog. It's fucking... evil 2005-03-29T14:27:29-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001245.html Team KTB will be in sunny Florida (thank god) for the next several days. Pix, mayhem and chronicles of the very debauched to follow next week. KTB is going down for a final bon voyage party for long-time associate... evil 2005-03-23T15:12:20-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001244.html It is now 3:07PM and KTB is heading over to Finnerty's solo. Most of our friends are either married, engaged to be married or with childe. God bless 'em all. It is time to drop Thor's hammer for all the... evil 2005-03-17T15:11:53-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001243.html There was a line extending from Whole Foods' new 14th street entrance down to the corner of Broadway wrapping around the block. People. Lots of 'em. 99.9% of them freeloaders like us. The other 0.1%? Who cares. Robio gains entrance... evil 2005-03-15T17:46:37-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001242.html Ok, I'm such a fucking slacker here. I don't know what's happened to me. Witzy is making fun because I'm in awe of his new Brasilian girl. MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMM. She's so fucking hot that it's scarey. SOF. Not even... evil 2005-03-15T15:40:58-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001241.html We know trading blows and the market has been a sideways assfuck lately. But this is bad. This is very bad:hedge fund trader seeks strap on mistress - m4w - 30 filthy hedge fund trader who loves being short crude... evil 2005-03-11T14:01:04-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001240.html Lizzie Grubman's new MTV reality series, Power Girls, debuted earlier this week and we're sad to say we missed the first episode. Not only did we miss it but we forgot to set our DVR to tivo it. With... evil 2005-03-11T08:34:33-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001239.html The following was uttered during a game of darts between myself and 3 other creatures"she's a good girl if she doesn't hit you." "you don't want to be an abused boyfriend."It's hard to explain what that actually means without getting... evil 2005-03-10T10:29:17-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001238.html The market is killing me. I've been short BOOM (NASD:BOOM). My ass is so sore from the ass fucking this stock gave me that even massive doses of Prep H are ineffective. I hope you're able to see the metaphor... evil 2005-03-09T14:08:46-05:00 http://www.killthebird.com/mt/blog/archives/001237.html Next Tuesday, March 15th, is a "holiday" we're going to enjoy very much. It's the official International Eat an Animal for PETA Day. Yaaaaaaaaaaay. Here's what I'm considering eating on this joyous occasion:1. The aged NY Strip from the Strip... evil 2005-03-09T08:57:28-05:00