KTB

Ok, I'm such a fucking slacker here. I don't know what's happened to me. Witzy is making fun because I'm in awe of his new Brasilian girl. MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMM. She's so fucking hot that it's scarey. SOF. Not even playing. Witz, I want to be your penis. Just for 10 seconds. SOF. OK, enough with that.

Sometime later today, I hope to get around to posting pix from last nite's Union Sq Whole Foods Grand Opening debacle. Robio, Kess and I hit that place and made a mockery. That's what happens when you serve free wine and beer to mongrels. Shit falls apart. Rob accosted Mario Batali and I knocked an entire uber-table of apples & oranges down. Sorry Whole Foods personnel. We're actually really nice people in retrospect. You're the ones who fed us all that freebie wine and beer. So you're to blame for the mess I made. Ooops. Sorry.

Where was I? I also plan to get around to writing an excellent review (along with pix) of Mara's Homemade located on east 6th street b/t 1st and 2nd Aves. It's a cajun joint serving fine, fresh crawfish, Abita beer and all things NOLA. I was so impressed by the food there that I'm at a loss for words. A career in food reviews is out of the ? for me. F it. But seriously, I came in to Mara's a cajun snob. The only thoughts racing through my mind upon entering was "there's no fucking way this place comes close to Great Jones cafe." And those that know, you can't blame me for thinking that. Great Jones is - well I don't need to spout exclamations of how good GJ is. Either you know or you don't. And if you know mMMMMMmmMMM MMMM MMM. Yeah, it's that good. THAT GOOD.

So I came into Mara's with this elitist snobbery and I left completely overwhelmed. We went through 2 three-pound buckets of crawfish. Our tables were covered with the Sunday Times and the little critters were scattered throughout the newsprint. So fucking good. Mara's is definitely a new KTB scavenging grounds.

The anatomy of a "red-dragon/bolivia's finest" deal:

Discreet handshake.

Slip cash to your "friend" Pablo. In this case, "friend" looks like a Walter or Nicholas. Could even be a Julian. Refer to Less Than Zero.

Receive said gifts from friend and tooodalooo. Ciao.

I want to party with Nicole.

By the way, I feel so black today. 50 Cent been on the iPod all day and night.
Hate it or love, the underdog's ontop
And I'm gon' shine homie until my heart stops

Lol, I've lost it. Perhaps its best if I did take that break from blogging after all. Help is needed. Pix coming soon.

she is really gorgeous...