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March 11, 2005

Do We Know This Guy?

We know trading blows and the market has been a sideways assfuck lately. But this is bad. This is very bad:

hedge fund trader seeks strap on mistress - m4w - 30

filthy hedge fund trader who loves being short crude oil, steel and coal, seeks female dom for strap on fun to help further my pain and make me feel worthless.

i hate hedge funds, i hate traders, i hate all PM's, but i love an asset class that widens out my sphincter shortside.

you must be hot, you must be able to gun me up the ass like my current positions.

i hate myself i hate my life and i hate my job. but i will love you.
please get back to me ... as my year has effectively gone to the sh*tter perhaps we can work out a carve out in lieu of cash payment ...

In fact, doesn't this guy sit just on the other side of our desk? Or is it the guy who's short KMRT and currently living it up in S.A? This sounds very familiar. Too familiar.

[CL link via gawker]

Posted by evil at 02:01 PM | Comments (1)

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Nothing like taking a gunning up the ASSet class in Brazil!!!

Posted by DD | 03/11/05 @ 05:11 PM

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